PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! One time when that forward went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And th